Yep, I'm getting really fatigued and lethargic. Just two weeks and everything will be okay. Jeez, it was good news that I don't have any make-up classes in our CHN class. I do remember having a few late absents, though. Luck is on my side so far. NCM is another issue. The records aren't submitted yet so I have no idea how many hours I'll be having.
Frankenstein wasn't so bad today, he actually made me laugh a little because of this:
Dx=DIAGNOSIS
Vx=/= VIAGNOSIS
Yes, that was a Filipino inside joke. And he didn't figure out why we were laughing until a few seconds later. We didn't have the supposed long test he said he would give. Instead, he would make a harder one and give it to us this coming Thursday. He was also blabbing about a non-traditional exam. I didn't really care. Exams are always exams!
And yeah, I was laughing hard during our Microbiology lab. It wasn't even funny,but still! Really, almost all of my classmates were not yet finish answering their papers so there was only a few who knew of what happened. Yep, my laugh broke their concentration. An,mind you,my laugh is contagious so.. You know what happened. Our topic was all about parasitism. We were supposed to bring an ascaris we didn't have the time to find a kid whom we can purge. And this was what made me laugh. He was serious and he didn't mean to be funny. His face was really neutral when he said it like it was nothing out of the ordinary.
SCENARIO:
Professor: You know, I've read somewhere that some people, use tape to get rid of hookworms. Yes, the worm which causes your anus to itch at night.(No one was listening, during this time)
FUJIYOSHI999: What, they stick the tape right there?!
Professor:Yes, they do. They do it before bedtime, so when the hookworm comes out it'll stick to the tape unable to move. You know the rest. You guys should have thought of this. This is the what you should have done.
FUNNY GUY: But Ma'am, our anuses don't itch.
Professor: Oh, this isn't for you, young man. It's for your supposed patient.
AND I LAUGHED.
PROFESSOR: Okay class, those who have submitted their papers may go. And don't forget to bring one fecal sample for every group next meeting.
FUNNY GUY: (Turns to his group mates) Okay, who'll bring the shit?
AND I LAUGHED.
LOLing,
FUJIYOSHI999
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